Dogs II

It is best to let sleeping dogs lie

Pigs

"What's that smell?"

"Ah, You... PIG!"

Dolphins

Dolphins are the only animals that have been observerd replicating the otherwise so very human behaviour of masturbation. However, since we all know that these creatures lack genitalia and reproduce themselves by laying eggs, this behaviour is pointless and quite frankly silly.

Beavers

Dogs

It is not a commonly knowned fact, but mental retardation does exist amongst dogs as well as humans.

Ants

Cows

I told her to stay away from Henry, but the stupid cow wouldn't listen!